brokebitch scenerio #19:feelings are free

I love feelings. What I've realized is that I love the bubblying excitment of a child feeling I get when meeting artists(pic: 50 cent) at the radio station. It makes me feel good and I know without going overboard on the feeling; it makes them feel good. What I've realized is smiling brings rewards from the boys. I love the feeling I got when this brokebitch got her numbers/photos changed over on her cell for FREE. I dig that I also got a screen protector out of the deal. I've realized the beach is a close to free luxury and will utilize it more. It's only $14 a day when you take a friend! I've realized dreaming keeps me believing in the everyday. I love the feeling of control I get when saving money from a coupon I clipped while sipping coffee I made in my french press! I've realized it was worth the 45 minutes on a Tuesday to go to a new bank, open an account and get $50! I love how I feel when I say no to that piece of chocolate the day before and now weigh less! I love the feeling of satisfaction when I ask for help and someone helps me. What i realize the most is that all these feelings are mine to keep and didn't cost this brokebitch a dime!

MM

brokebitch scenerio #18: control top panties for my life...

So I put my control top panties for life on the other day. Yep. control top panties for life. You can get some too for FREE. Imagine you're putting your control top panties on and CONTROL your life. Okay so I have few credit cards. A fabulous card I loved to swipe was a store credit card which literally got lost in all my moving. The bill kept getting lost in the mail going to my old addresses! So it was3 late charges later on a $20 bill! My friend Sonya helped me by calling and getting the bill down to ZERO! While small amounts are on most of the credit cards, they still have to be paid! Sometimes it's hard to even find $11 to pay the miniumum. So I was late by one day on a few. I called every card while wearing my control top panties...voila...all late charges removed. The secret, ask for a supervisor. Also BELIEVE you'll get them removed! Then the proudest moment while wearing my control top panties for life?! I called Discover where I have $4000 dollar balance and 29% interest. Yep $120 a month in interest! Ebony offered me a 9% interest rate if I'd freeze my account for 12 months!!! They always said to put credit cards in the freezer, done! 9% on a credit card!!!!! Sometimes you need a friend to push you into wearing your control top panties for life and getting control of what YOU deserve: a break or a brake on spending.

MM