Wednesday, March 21, 2012

brokebitch scenerio # 223: I listened to me.




So, I'm a radio girl and get to do fun commercials at my job. I'm currently voicing the Plato's Closet commercials for the Triangle. It's a resale shop for juniors and twenty something clothing, shoes and accessories. They pay CASH. um ya. brokebitch friendly. It's funny cause I was racking my brain for a genius idea to find $30 when I was cutting the Plato's Closet spot for the third time that day, it hit me! Hello listen to your self speak girl. Although, I felt like Carrie on "Sex and The City" when she had to ride on the bus with her picture on it advertising her column. Once again in my brokebitchdom I needed $30 to make rent. I combed my ever dwindling closet and took in the clothes to Plato's Closet by Triangle Town Center. It actually felt good to take responsibility and find a way out of brokebitchdom on my own. The clothes I sold were too small anyway and by the time I get back into them I'd probably wanna shop for new ones. By that time I WILL BE rich and famous ;) right?! I scored $43! $13 more than I needed. :) Then the next day I checked my account and Ebay deducted a fee for me selling my Michael Kors watch. I sold the watch to make my deposit on my new place. Oh shart. I was short $1.01! Are you kidding me!? So I scrounged for change, in my car, in my desk and pennies in between my seats. I figure God wanted to see me sweat or make me be accountable for buying drinks with the girls the weekend before. Funny cause all it did was make me wanna hook up a vodka iv to my arm. ;) Now, if someone would pay me to drink, then all my problems would be solved. hmmm. what if I got a gig voicing a Smirnoff commercial...hey it worked with Plato's Closet! ;)When I'm rich and famous, drinks on me! seriously.



xoxo


Mandi