brokebitch scenerio #467 ask and you shall receive

so this morning I took this beauty(G. Michaels) to breakfast but brokebitch style.  I ordered the biscuits and gravy =$6.00 and asked politely how much would it cost for a third biscuit.  The waitress wanting a good tip(I tipped 30%) said she'd bring me one for free.  We both ate a meal for $3.00 each! The most important part of the morning was taking my Granny out to eat.  She was a very happy camper!

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brokebitch

brokebitch scenerio #444 #brokebitchweather=#sweaterweather

brokebitch scenerio 278: walking fail

brokebitch scenerio #708: peanut butter sandwich diet

when you don't have money to buy sweets, fast food and dinner out, you lose weight! I'm on the packing my healthy peanut butter sandwich diet,  5 grams of fiber whole wheat bread with 2 tabelspoons of peanut butter.  Usually when you pack your lunch it's after a meal so you pack a healthy amount because you're not hungry. It's the  fail to plan, plan to fail in motion. I've lost weight without dieting.  Hey if you're gonna be a brokebitch be a skinny one. Maybe I'll fit into old clothes in the back of my closet and have a brand new wardrobe.

you're welcome! ;)

Brokebitch
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brokebitch scenerio #267 Funny is Free Yo

So  this 2nd video on my #vine account at mandimichaels made me LOL.  I'm proud of making something out of what brings the most joy to my life but maybe not the "green" riches I want to see.  Happy people don't have better lifes, they make the best of what life they have. 

what radio looks like on #vine

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BB

BROKEBITCH scenerio 228: exercise is free yo!

Hey Y'all Brokebitch is back....working up in the gym(um outside, cuz it's free yo) and one hour to go on a 24 fast to rid my body of JUNK. I'm interviewing for a better job and need to look fine, yo!;) my friend Cindy(a personal trainer) worked with me 3 months to look like this picture below, I know I can do it again.  she's also advising me and helping me a little on my workout plan too.

here's what I've learned on the fast:
it's free, brokebitch friendly
if you're hungry you're really just thirsty for the most part
I slept for 12 hours of the fast and that's what I needed!
I walked on the 22nd hour for 40 minutes and was fine. 
I drank one coffee and LOTS of ice water.

So in the end I'm glad I did it.  You really don't need that many calories to live and it's free to fast and saved a lot of money on the food I didn't eat! It gave me confidence that I could not take a bite of anything including the small cupcakes at the coffee shop this morning...bastards. ;0)

sometimes it's the free things in life that make you appreciate life and your health...

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MM

brokebitch scenerio:2224:you know you're a brokebtich when...

You go to your townhouse community gym to read the FREE People magazine...hey I wore workout clothes, ;)