brokebitch scenerio #244 pay it forward without money...

You can pay someone without money! I sometimes find it hard to get motivated when my bank account doesn't reflect my true value. So to snap out of it, I'm using what I have, my talent! I'm donating my time right now to help Speech team member at East Chapel Hill High School develop his "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" into a winning piece. It doesn't pay. However, gratitude and success pay in confidence for this brokebitch. Confidence is the key to money in the bank. I guess, Sometimes you can pay for something that doesn't cost a thing. Next weekend I'll work with www.changethetriangle.org and you can too. You never know how good it will make you and someoneelse feel for FREE.

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brokebitch scenerio #88 I am brokebitch hear me roar

I'm positive without having Kim Kardashian in my contacts she made her divorce filing on Halloween to hit up a slow news day and get the most attention. I'm also impressed with her ability to be the most googled reality star and using the best of her ASSets ;) You can too. Speak up!

I'm a brokebitch but not forever. I'm not gonna let my pride stand in the way of telling the truth! I'm a brokebitch and sometimes that can be funny and sometimes it can be heart wrenching. It's what part of the truth you share that's the secret. Being a brokebitch can create conversation like when I get a free drink at Starbucks and take "a few" napkins for home. People come over and feel like they are really at Starbucks as they sip from my recycled cup while using my official Starbucks napkins! ;)

To be a brokebitch can be winning at times. I talk about it openly because it amazes me how I survive on what little I have right now. I don't speak about it to get things. However, I was talking with my boss about getting a lovely text from Bank Of America telling me I had $11 in my account and he was worried about me. Little did he know that was the 5th notification in a week, I think Bank of America has a crush on Mandi or maybe they're pissed I'm not giving them any money. hmmm. I like to think they have a crush. Anyway, my boss was really concerned I wouldn't have food so he hands me a certificate to a restaurant! So I went to the fancy shmancy pub and ate the whole $25 all by myself in three meals!(see above)

I've embraced being a brokebitch but remember I won't be one for long cause I'm huge in Japan! Seriously use your mouth to express that you want whether it be a raise, want that guy who keeps awkwardly staring at your boobies or that you are a brokebitch!

xoxo
MM